STEVE INSKEEP, HOST:
Good morning, I'm Steve Inskeep.
Brooklyn writer Kyle Ayers says he was on his apartment rooftop when he witnessed a breakup. A man and woman were fighting so he live-tweeted their words. And we now re-enact, cleaned up versions of key lines.
RENEE MONTAGNE, HOST:
I'm not looking for marriage, just what's right below marriage.
INSKEEP: Your roommates are jerks.
MONTAGNE: Then don't let me live with them.
INSKEEP: Calling people immature is immature.
MONTAGNE: I guess I'm the only one who doesn't realize how awesome you are.
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